It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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