So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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