Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
you had me at cake vodka
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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