I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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