How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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