Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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