i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
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The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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