I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
