i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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