Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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