My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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