Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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