was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
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Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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