I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
ugly people sure do ruin things
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall