i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???