Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
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NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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