forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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