i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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