Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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