The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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