So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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