Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
this just has baby written all over it
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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