He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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