Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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