very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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