i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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