Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Never underestimate the power of titties
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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