Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Couch. On fire.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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