And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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