"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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