I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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