Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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