just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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