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say what?
wanna hang out?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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