You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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