You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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