just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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