its not stalking. its research.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
