so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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