Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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