If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize
