After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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