none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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