i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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