Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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