found the other keg... it's in the tree
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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