he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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