You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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