that's an acceptable place to lick
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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