what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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