Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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