Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
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elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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