Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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