One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Randomize
