Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I wear drunk well.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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