Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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