As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Randomize
